Hasses aren't only avocados.

AJ1, Mater is more shocked than anyone that with your genes, you turned into a star performer.  Who would have thought such shrinking voilets as Mater and Pater would produce a girl who carries the stage around on her back? Honestly it's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.  But as perplexing as it is, it's obvious you have the gusto for performing and what you lack in skill you more than make up in sheer exuberance.  

Take your voice (please!).  Nothing short of angelesque...