Hasses aren't only avocados.

A hero is a person who is noted for feats of courage and nobility.  A superhero does all of that and has a penchant for imaginative names and colourful costumes.  While Mater and Pater view all of you Avocado Juniors as our heroes, we suspect AJ2 would prefer to be a superhero.  Initially Pater was happy with this, especially when the alternative was following in AJ1's obsession with Disney princesses.  But, well, now Pater's beginning to wonder if maybe we've merely swapped one obsession with another!  On the other hand, AJ2, you do look darn cute whether it's as the original superhero, Superman...

...or Batman...

...or Pantsman (thank you AJ1 for that)...

...or Spiderman...

Ok, AJ2, so we know you've got the courage, nobility and colourful costumes, but what imaginative name are you going to take? Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all taken.  Pantsman will do nothing for your streetcred.  So what's left?  Well Pater was wondering if maybe you would consider...