Hasses aren't only avocados.

...polite, funny (especially if it involves bathroom words), respectful to your older and betters...

 ...kind to your siblings...

...and work so hard to be the best you can be in everything you do, especially swimming and hockey...

Yup, we couldn't be prouder of you, AJ2.  The only trouble is, we are at a loss what to buy you for your birthday.  You're so reluctant to share with us what you want.  We rarely hear you even mention that it's your birthday.  It wouldn't surprise us if you decided not to have any parties or get any presents this year.

Ok, ok, Mater can see that you're about to explode at the thought of not celebrating your birthday.  Clearly the apple did not fall far from Pater's "Week of Birthday Celebrations" tree!  

And as to what gift to get you, young padawan, Mater and Pater may not be Jedi Knights, but it didn't take Yoda to work that one out...

Happy Birthday, AJ2.  Mater and Pater hope that you have a terrific year ahead and that the force is always with you!!!