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Mater: Happy Birthday AJ2
Posted by Pater , Saturday, November 14, 2020 8:23 AM
Happy Birthday, AJ2. But you should know that Mater is really mad with you. No, not because you teased AJ3&4. No, not because you lost yet another soccer ball. And no, not because you sang an inappropriate song with your best friends that reference farts and poo. Though we will come back to all of these at a later date! Mater is mad because you turned nine without her permission. How dare you! This is simply unacceptable behaviour that will not be tolerated! You're teaching your younger brothers bad habits like getting older. For example, now they think it's okay to stop being cute and start being handsome...
Pater even told me that you've been teaching them how to be an excellent sportsman. Grrrr.
Oh this is super awkward. Pater just pointed out that perhaps, maybe, possibly, Mater is letting her emotions run riot. Something about being in denial that you're turning into a young man and no longer being Mater's little baby. Apparently, this is not a bad thing. It seems that all of the above would indicate you're an amazing son, grandson, brother and friend. Who would have thunk?! Mater's prepared to accept all of this on one condition, AJ2. Stop growing up so quickly! Mater's not ready for you to be an independent man or even the thought of it. Are you prepared to stay as Mater's young man for a few more years? You are? Okay good. Now that we've got that sorted out, let's get going to your birthday party (or two, since it's you AJ2!) before Mater changes her mind!
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