Mater: Happy Birthday AJ2
Posted by Pater , Saturday, November 14, 2020 8:23 AM
Happy Birthday, AJ2. But you should know that Mater is really mad with you. No, not because you teased AJ3&4. No, not because you lost yet another soccer ball. And no, not because you sang an inappropriate song with your best friends that reference farts and poo. Though we will come back to all of these at a later date! Mater is mad because you turned nine without her permission. How dare you! This is simply unacceptable behaviour that will not be tolerated! You're teaching your younger brothers bad habits like getting older. For example, now they think it's okay to stop being cute and start being handsome...
They also think it's okay to be a terrific son and grandson...
Pater even told me that you've been teaching them how to be an excellent sportsman. Grrrr.
And as for the example you set them on being a great friend? Simply unacceptable..And really don't get me started on what they've picked up from you on being the best brother ever!