Hasses aren't only avocados.: October 2015

Mater: Fall in!

Posted by Pater , Monday, October 19, 2015 10:44 PM

Avocado Jnrs, atttennshun! Summer is over, the leaves are changing colour. In this Mater's army, that can only mean one thing - time to Fall In! So here's the Fall In drill:

1) shorts & t-shirts off, coats & scarves on

2) Play inside, good. Play outside, avoidable since it requires extra layers

3) Long hair, out. Buzz cuts, in (especially when Mater trusts Pater with taking AJ2 for a haircut...for the last time...ever)

4) Photos with leaves and pumpkins are a must

5) Learn a military dirge for our next 5 mile march. Mater just happens to have one prepared:
I don't know but I've been told; when summer goes, it gets cold. (repeat)
I don't know but it's been said; Mater suggested somewhere warm but Pater took you to the zoo instead (say it quickly!)