Hasses aren't only avocados.

Pater: Fee+Far=Fun

Posted by Pater , Wednesday, July 29, 2015 8:20 PM

Oh, Mater, you're so obsessed with playing in our backyard!  As if the kids really enjoyed themselves splashing around, climbing the swingset, playing games with each other and friends.  Ya, right.  Everyone knows that the only fun places cost money to enter.  Otherwise, why else would people pay hard earned money to visit them, rather than use their imagination and play in their own gardens??? And the further you have to travel to these places that require payment to enter, the better.  Kids love the long drive there and back, rather than coming in from the garden whenever they want food, the bathroom or a break from their annoying siblings. Thank goodness for you all, Avocado Jnrs, that you have a Pater who's not one of those "let's play in the backyard" type of parents...

So with this in mind, where have you "really had fun" this year, Avocado Jnrs?  We don't like to push products (especially since no one seems to click on the adverts that will be paying your university fees...), but let's just say that Manada's Monderland is amazing...

Did Pater mention the fun of Moronto and Mowmansville Moo?

Pater's only disappointment this year is that our Mocal Mark is still free, because it's obvious that all three of you Avocaodo Jnrs would've had much more fun if it had an entrance fee and was three hours from our house.  Despite all evidence to the contrary, a place two minutes away and free is nothing more than a tiresome bore.