Pater: Blame it on the devil you know

Posted by Pater , Monday, May 18, 2015 1:04 AM

AJ3's such a nice quiet kid.  AJ3's definitely the calmest of our Avocado Jnrs.  Unlike his crazy sister and brother, AJ3 just sits around all day...
 ...eating...
...drinking... 
...calling friends...
...playing...
...and generally looking cute...
Maybe, just maybe, Mater and Pater spoke too soon.  Way too soon.  Way, way, way, wwwwaaaayyy too soon.  Oh woe to the parents who spit in the eye of the Devil!  Because who else to blame if not Lucifer?  Who else but Beezlebub taught you to crawl like a fearless maniac???
Who else but the Prince of Darkness amped your vocals five-fold?

Who else but Satan got behind you and helped you pull yourself up????
AJ3, when Grandma Toronto heard Mater and Pater calling you The Devil's Spawn (and worse), she was shocked and dismayed.  Nothing more than a growing boy, she claimed.  Ah, look how cute he is, she assured.  You're bad parents for claiming him as Hell Sent, she muttered.  As an Irishman once said, la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas. Because who else to blame for this?
Or this?
Mea culpa, AJ3, Pater will admit (because Mater is insisting) that he may josh around with you a little....
...but that can't be the cause of your rambunctious recklessness.  Can it?  Well at least you're only crawling and pulling yourself up.  We have months until you start walking...


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