Hasses aren't only avocados.

Over the last two years, it's not just your hair that has grown.  Though your luscious locks do have a certain Samson je ne sais qua about them...

Pater wonders if this is the source of your artistic skills?

But of the many things you've learned and achieved in the last year, Pater thinks the most important one is just what a great friend you have in AJ1.  Yes, she's crazy.  Yes, she wrestles you every chance she gets.  And yes, she talks far too much.  But if Pater can put up with those "attributes" in Mater, you can put up with them in AJ1.  Because the upside is definitely worth it.

So, happy birthday AJ2.  We hope you had a great party with all your family and friends.