Hasses aren't only avocados.

Pater: Shalom to Aunty and Cousin Tel Aviv

Posted by Pater , Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:58 PM

It's taken two years, my Avocado Juniors, but Pater has finally recovered from the visit of your Uncle and (male) Cousin Tel Aviv.  So imagine the sheer nail-biting-horror when Pater was informed that we should expect another visit from the Israelis Avocado Hasses.  Would revenge finally be enacted for Pater's past misdemeanours?  Thankfully, endless, fretful, sleepless nights were avoided when it was revealed that the visitors would be the much-better-looking female half of the Israelis Avocado Hass entourage.  After Pater had finished whooping for joy and kissing strangers in the street, arrangements were made to ensure a wonderful reception for aunty and (female) cousin Tel Aviv.  Or rather a Wonderland reception...