Mater: Eat, poo, sleep and ???

Posted by Pater , Wednesday, July 13, 2016 10:44 PM

We are celebrating a most auspicious date, AJ4 - you've survived Month #1 in the Hass Avocado household.  Happy Birthday!  Mater can't help wondering what was going through your mind over that first month. The obvious answer is not much, since you're asleep most of the time...
But let's assume for a minute that more is passing through your cute little brain than "eat, poo, sleep".  Mater doesn't want to sound like some crazy mother, projecting her own agenda, thoughts and hopes onto a new born baby, but if she were, it would be a safe bet that they would sound something like this:

- "I love Source of Food.  Life is just so great when she's around, whether it's to hold me, talk to me, feed me, bathe me, sing to me (wow, does she have a great voice) or just make me feel so secure.  She's the best!"
2) "What's the story with Loud Voice?  Every time he gets close to me, my ears hurt and he uses me as a sleeping aid!"
- "And what's with all his artistic photoshoots already!!!!"
- "I'm not sure yet what to make of the Small People.  Individually they seem okay...
...but I'm confused as to what happens when they are put together.  Sometimes it works...
...and then sometimes, well, not so much."
- "After 1 month, I think I can safely say that Source of Food, Loud Voice and the Small People are all happy to have me in the family...
...but I'd sleep a lot easier if one of the Small People was a lot less eager to see, touch, feel and sometimes bite me!"
- "Yup, after Month #1, it's safe to say that I'm very happy being a part of the Avocado Hasses.  Excuse me, while I ponder over what to expect in Month #2."

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