Pater: 10% off
Posted by Pater , Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:16 PM
Why didn't the waiter like the mohel? Because he never left a tip. Why were the Chosen People given the commandment of circumcision? Because they always ask for 10% off.
So who better to name you after, when Mater and Pater were looking for someone we want you to emulate? Who better to act as your role model when you're wondering what kind of person you want to be when you grow up?
Mater and Pater both hope and pray, AJ3, that you grow into a man like your great-uncle who was never without a glint in his eye and a cheeky grin on his face, was always preoccupied with the welfare of others, enjoyed a deep faith that got him through all the trials and tribulations thrown his way, and had a deep, deep love for his family. And never forget 10% off.
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